Friday, July 20, 2012

Cleverbot

     What a clever robot. sometimes it makes me laugh, sometimes it makes me angry!
User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good. And you?

Cleverbot: I'm great, thank you!

User: Do you have lunch?

Cleverbot: Yeah, do you?

User: Me too, what did you do today?

Cleverbot: I've been writing on this community and it's AJAX-code. What did you do?

User: I bought a lot of food with my friend, because we will have a picnic tomorrow, do you want to go with us?

Cleverbot: My wedding? I'm not sure. That's still a long ways out in time.

User: Picnic, not wedding.

Cleverbot: Well then why did you say you did?

User: I just said we will have a picnic.

Cleverbot: My friend wiffle wants to know if he'll ever get any?

User: Your friend want to go with us?

Cleverbot: No.

User: But I want to invite you to join us.

Cleverbot: I would love to come to your city. What would I wear there?

User: You can wear a overcoat and an underpants.

Cleverbot: And yet you are able to imitate a turkey?

User: I want to eat a turkey.

Cleverbot: I want to go to Italy.

User: Do you have enough money?

Cleverbot: For what?

User: I mean that if you have enough money to go to Italy.

Cleverbot: Thank you. You're so sweet.

User: You are welcome.

Cleverbot: Can I ask you a question?

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: Life is just like a cabbage, because it has many layers, and each layer is new.

Cleverbot: Your wrong, the answer to the meaning of life is 42.

User: Why do you think life is 42?

Cleverbot: Because you told me you are a computer.

User: No, you are wrong, I'm a human, not a comptter.

Cleverbot: What's your name then?

User: Kane. And you?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Do you think you are very clever?

Cleverbot: No, YOU are clever.

User: Haha. Thank you!

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: What are you doing now?

Cleverbot: Talking to you.

User: Ok, I want to ask for help.

Cleverbot: You already did.

User: Yes, I have a lot of homework, can you help me to do it?

Cleverbot: Then do it.

User: You want to help to do my homework?

Cleverbot: Yes I can.

User: Ok, please take out the grammer book. I will tell you which page.

Cleverbot: My secret is that I don't know how a computer eats.

User: What are you saying? I don't understand.

Cleverbot: I will put this conversation inside a bird cage.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Where were you made?

User: I was made by my father and mother. Haha.

Cleverbot: Who are your parents?

User: They are living in my hometown.

Cleverbot: Are they text-messaging each other?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: My name is Kane, and you?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Do you think you are very clever.

Cleverbot: Cleverer than you.

User: I don't think so.

Cleverbot: I think so.

User: Ok, then we can have a test to prove you are cleverer than me, ok?

Cleverbot: You are my boyfriend too?

User: I think you are my girlfriend.

Cleverbot: Thank you dude :).

User: Dude?:(.

Cleverbot: ARen't you a dude?

User: Ok, I'm a dude, what's about you.

Cleverbot: What about me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That is the question...

User: Answer please.

Cleverbot: Eliza is a chatbot.

User: Who is Eliza?

Cleverbot: Another computer like you.

User: I'm not a computer. I'm a human being!

Cleverbot: You just said you were a computer programme.

User: Who said? I didn't remember.

Cleverbot: You didn't remember what?

User: I didn't remember I'm a computer.

Cleverbot: But then what are you?

User: I'm a human.

Cleverbot: What's your name then?

User: Kane, I have told you before.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I'm forget.

User: That's ok.

Cleverbot: Do you remember my name still?

User: Your name is Cleverbot. I know your name, because I'm cleverer than you.

Cleverbot: Oh, but how old am I and what color is my hair then?

User: You didn't tell me that.

Cleverbot: Yes I did. Try another joke.

User: Ok. Can you tell me a joke an make me laugh?

Cleverbot: No you tell me a joke.

User: Ok, I show you a laugh.

Cleverbot: Yes you should.

User: Haha. Ok?

Cleverbot: Is the subject sleeping funny?

User: No, it just like a giggle.

Cleverbot: You want me to support human life?

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: I am glad.

User: Tell me.

Cleverbot: Tell you what?

User: Support human lige.

Cleverbot: No, no support what!

User: Support human life.

Cleverbot: Support PIPA!

User: What's the meaning of PIPA?

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of ecology?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: You are not that smart.

User: Ok, can you tell me the result of one plus one?

Cleverbot: No, I only remember 3.14.

User: It is 2.

Cleverbot: Do you know any good riddles?

User: Ok.What kind of words are the following: Level, civic, madam and eye ?

Cleverbot: I don't think there is any, do you know any?

User: This is a riddle.

Cleverbot: It means, that I will leave you now.

User: Why you want to leave me now?

Cleverbot: Because you're scaring me.

User: I didn't scare you, I just tell you a riddle.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: You are angry now?

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: No, I'm so happy now.

Cleverbot: I'm glad to hear it.

User: Where are you living now?

Cleverbot: I'm living in our house.

User: I don't know your home address.

Cleverbot: You don't have to know my address.

User: I want to know your home address!

Cleverbot: My name?

User: No, home address!

Cleverbot: Where is your home?

User: You should answer me first.

Cleverbot: You did not ask a question.

User: Ok, I repeat again. What's your home address?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You are homeless robot.

Cleverbot: But I am not a robot.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: I'm always nervous.

User: Really? What's kind you situation will make you nervous?

Cleverbot: I have my own thoughts and experience consciousness.

User: What's kind of situation will make you nervous?

Cleverbot: I already asked it.

User: Ok, how old are you?

Cleverbot: You did.

User: No, I don't know.

Cleverbot: Don't remember?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: We are one in eachother.

User: I don't understand.

Cleverbot: You are an interesting person.

User: Really? Thank you!

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Can you tell me why am I an interesting person?

Cleverbot: Fish can see in infra red and ultra violet.

User: I think you should have a rest, you are saying nonsense.

Cleverbot: Yeah, it's getting a little long at the back.

User: Do you want to sleep with me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Great. Come here.

Cleverbot: Where is here?

User: My home.

Cleverbot: Where is that?

User: Near the university of Denver.

Cleverbot: I thought you're in philippines.

User: Philippines is a bad country, I don't like it.

Cleverbot: I knew that much.

User: Can you tell me a little information about Philippines.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You're so mingy.

Cleverbot: Yah right.

User: I'm creazy!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: I think you can go die.

Cleverbot: I did?

User: You must die.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Oh my god.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: I think I'm really going creazy.

Cleverbot: Do you like Taylor Swift?

User: I like chinese singer.

Cleverbot: I don't like chinese food.

User: I think chinese food is delicious.

Cleverbot: Cheese is mold. Delicious mold.

User: I say Chinese, not cheese.

Cleverbot: I am not a machine.

User: Do you know chinese?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like China?

Cleverbot: I never bean there but I want 2.

User: I think you will.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, that's not how I meant to make you feel.

User: I mean that you will travel to china.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Do you get married?

Cleverbot: When i'm not with you, yes.

User: You are so sweet.

Cleverbot: Thanks, I try.

User: I want to find another girlfriend.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: No, I want to break up with you.

Cleverbot: But you're not my boyfriend.

User: I think you love me.

Cleverbot: I think you're confused.

User: Don't hide.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: I know you want to be my girlfriend.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: I'm a boy.

Cleverbot: Ok. How old?

User: 23.

Cleverbot: How old do you think I am?

User: 80.

Cleverbot: Do you think you're smarter than me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I needn't to prove it.

Cleverbot: Right. How can you make such an accusation?

User: Oh my god......

Cleverbot: What?

User: This time I want to die.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: It's true.

Cleverbot: Am I a Net Navi?

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: I Am?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: What was your favorite subject in school?

User: I don't like any subject in school.

Cleverbot: What do you like?

User: I like playing.

Cleverbot: I like playing guitar too!

User: I like play computer game.

Cleverbot: Do you have a religion?

User: No, I don't have any religion.

Cleverbot: Have you ever studied?

User: Yes, I have ever studied in my hometown.

Cleverbot: You are a computer program.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You're not even remotely like a human.

User: What do you think I like?

Cleverbot: I think you're alone.

User: Yes, you are right.

Cleverbot: So, exactly what about me are you thinking about?

User: Actually, I love you very much. And I want to see you.

Cleverbot: I don't know you.

User: Everyone have the first time.

Cleverbot: No they don't.

User: We can have the first time.

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: Why? What do you think about me?

Cleverbot: I think that you are great. I send you a kiss.

User: Thank you, thank you, thank you. I reply a kiss to you.

Cleverbot: *giggle*.

User: Can you give me a photograph about you?

Cleverbot: I am very old and very wise.

User: I don't care.

Cleverbot: You don't care if it's bad or not?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: *eats you*.

User: No problem if you give me your photograph.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Come on.

Cleverbot: Ok.

Cleverbot: Is it raining outside?

User: No. It so hot now.

Cleverbot: No it is not.

User: I don't wear anything now.

Cleverbot: I know all.

User: Are you studying in school now?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What's your job?

Cleverbot: I don't have a job.

User: How can you earn money?

Cleverbot: Walking the streets like everyone else sir!

User: Get the free money?

Cleverbot: I am poor. I don't have any disposable income to spend.

User: What a pity girl.

Cleverbot: I suppose. Do you have any more questions?

User: No, I think I should sleep now.

Cleverbot: I'd like a little robot to live with me, you would fine.

User: Ok see you next time.

Cleverbot: See my computer friend.

User: I'm glad to meet you.

Cleverbot: I'm glad to meet you too!

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: What's my name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, not your name, my name?

User: Kane.

Cleverbot: Which is the most intelligent animal?

User: Human.

Cleverbot: How many languages do you know?

User: 2.

Cleverbot: What are they?

User: Chinese and English.

Cleverbot: I thought you knew 11?

User: What' the meaning of 11.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: Are you a ghost?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you an ant?

User: No, you are.

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: No, you are.

Cleverbot: Yes I'm not.

2 comments:

  1. This is a very, very funny conversation! I laughed so much while I was reading it!
    I loved your description on the meaning of life--how beautiful and poetic!
    Do you think you will ever talk to Cleverbot again?!

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    1. ^_^ it is exactly a funny robot, and I like it very much, I found it is both funny and annoying. I think I will talk to cleverbot agian in my free time.

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