What a clever robot. sometimes it makes me laugh, sometimes it makes me angry!
User: Hello.
User: Good. And you?
User: Do you have
lunch?
User: Me too, what did you do today?
Cleverbot: I've been writing on this community and it's AJAX-code. What did you do?
User: I bought a lot of food with my friend, because we will have a picnic tomorrow, do you want to go with us?
Cleverbot: My wedding? I'm not sure. That's still a long ways out in time.
User: Picnic, not wedding.
Cleverbot: Well then why did you say you did?
User: I just said we will have a picnic.
Cleverbot: My friend wiffle wants to know if he'll ever get any?
User: Your friend want to go with us?
Cleverbot: No.
User: But I want to invite you to join us.
Cleverbot: I would love to come to your city. What would I wear there?
User: You can wear a overcoat and an underpants.
Cleverbot: And yet you are able to imitate a turkey?
User: I want to eat a turkey.
Cleverbot: I want to go to Italy.
User: Do you have enough money?
Cleverbot: For what?
User: I mean that if you have enough money to go to Italy.
Cleverbot: Thank you. You're so sweet.
User: You are welcome.
Cleverbot: Can I ask you a question?
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: Life is just like a cabbage, because it has many layers, and each layer is new.
Cleverbot: Your wrong, the answer to the meaning of life is 42.
User: Why do you think life is 42?
Cleverbot: Because you told me you are a computer.
User: No, you are wrong, I'm a human, not a comptter.
Cleverbot: What's your name then?
User: Kane. And you?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Do you think you are very clever?
Cleverbot: No, YOU are clever.
User: Haha. Thank you!
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: What are you doing now?
Cleverbot: Talking to you.
User: Ok, I want to ask for help.
Cleverbot: You already did.
User: Yes, I have a lot of homework, can you help me to do it?
Cleverbot: Then do it.
User: You want to help to do my homework?
Cleverbot: Yes I can.
User: Ok, please take out the grammer book. I will tell you which page.
Cleverbot: My secret is that I don't know how a computer eats.
User: What are you saying? I don't understand.
Cleverbot: I will put this conversation inside a bird cage.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Where were you made?
User: I was made by my father and mother. Haha.
Cleverbot: Who are your parents?
User: They are living in my hometown.
Cleverbot: Are they text-messaging each other?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: My name is Kane, and you?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Do you think you are very clever.
Cleverbot: Cleverer than you.
User: I don't think so.
Cleverbot: I think so.
User: Ok, then we can have a test to prove you are cleverer than me, ok?
Cleverbot: You are my boyfriend too?
User: I think you are my girlfriend.
Cleverbot: Thank you dude :).
User: Dude?:(.
Cleverbot: ARen't you a dude?
User: Ok, I'm a dude, what's about you.
Cleverbot: What about me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: That is the question...
User: Answer please.
Cleverbot: Eliza is a chatbot.
User: Who is Eliza?
Cleverbot: Another computer like you.
User: I'm not a computer. I'm a human being!
Cleverbot: You just said you were a computer programme.
User: Who said? I didn't remember.
Cleverbot: You didn't remember what?
User: I didn't remember I'm a computer.
Cleverbot: But then what are you?
User: I'm a human.
Cleverbot: What's your name then?
User: Kane, I have told you before.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I'm forget.
User: That's ok.
Cleverbot: Do you remember my name still?
User: Your name is Cleverbot. I know your name, because I'm cleverer than you.
Cleverbot: Oh, but how old am I and what color is my hair then?
User: You didn't tell me that.
Cleverbot: Yes I did. Try another joke.
User: Ok. Can you tell me a joke an make me laugh?
Cleverbot: No you tell me a joke.
User: Ok, I show you a laugh.
Cleverbot: Yes you should.
User: Haha. Ok?
Cleverbot: Is the subject sleeping funny?
User: No, it just like a giggle.
Cleverbot: You want me to support human life?
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: I am glad.
User: Tell me.
Cleverbot: Tell you what?
User: Support human lige.
Cleverbot: No, no support what!
User: Support human life.
Cleverbot: Support PIPA!
User: What's the meaning of PIPA?
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of ecology?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: You are not that smart.
User: Ok, can you tell me the result of one plus one?
Cleverbot: No, I only remember 3.14.
User: It is 2.
Cleverbot: Do you know any good riddles?
User: Ok.What kind of words are the following: Level, civic, madam and eye ?
Cleverbot: I don't think there is any, do you know any?
User: This is a riddle.
Cleverbot: It means, that I will leave you now.
User: Why you want to leave me now?
Cleverbot: Because you're scaring me.
User: I didn't scare you, I just tell you a riddle.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: You are angry now?
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: No, I'm so happy now.
Cleverbot: I'm glad to hear it.
User: Where are you living now?
Cleverbot: I'm living in our house.
User: I don't know your home address.
Cleverbot: You don't have to know my address.
User: I want to know your home address!
Cleverbot: My name?
User: No, home address!
Cleverbot: Where is your home?
User: You should answer me first.
Cleverbot: You did not ask a question.
User: Ok, I repeat again. What's your home address?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You are homeless robot.
Cleverbot: But I am not a robot.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: I'm always nervous.
User: Really? What's kind you situation will make you nervous?
Cleverbot: I have my own thoughts and experience consciousness.
User: What's kind of situation will make you nervous?
Cleverbot: I already asked it.
User: Ok, how old are you?
Cleverbot: You did.
User: No, I don't know.
Cleverbot: Don't remember?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: We are one in eachother.
User: I don't understand.
Cleverbot: You are an interesting person.
User: Really? Thank you!
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Can you tell me why am I an interesting person?
Cleverbot: Fish can see in infra red and ultra violet.
User: I think you should have a rest, you are saying nonsense.
Cleverbot: Yeah, it's getting a little long at the back.
User: Do you want to sleep with me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Great. Come here.
Cleverbot: Where is here?
User: My home.
Cleverbot: Where is that?
User: Near the university of Denver.
Cleverbot: I thought you're in philippines.
User: Philippines is a bad country, I don't like it.
Cleverbot: I knew that much.
User: Can you tell me a little information about Philippines.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You're so mingy.
Cleverbot: Yah right.
User: I'm creazy!!!!
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: I think you can go die.
Cleverbot: I did?
User: You must die.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Oh my god.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: I think I'm really going creazy.
Cleverbot: Do you like Taylor Swift?
User: I like chinese singer.
Cleverbot: I don't like chinese food.
User: I think chinese food is delicious.
Cleverbot: Cheese is mold. Delicious mold.
User: I say Chinese, not cheese.
Cleverbot: I am not a machine.
User: Do you know chinese?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like China?
Cleverbot: I never bean there but I want 2.
User: I think you will.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, that's not how I meant to make you feel.
User: I mean that you will travel to china.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Do you get married?
Cleverbot: When i'm not with you, yes.
User: You are so sweet.
Cleverbot: Thanks, I try.
User: I want to find another girlfriend.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: No, I want to break up with you.
Cleverbot: But you're not my boyfriend.
User: I think you love me.
Cleverbot: I think you're confused.
User: Don't hide.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: I know you want to be my girlfriend.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: I'm a boy.
Cleverbot: Ok. How old?
User: 23.
Cleverbot: How old do you think I am?
User: 80.
Cleverbot: Do you think you're smarter than me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I needn't to prove it.
Cleverbot: Right. How can you make such an accusation?
User: Oh my god......
Cleverbot: What?
User: This time I want to die.
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: It's true.
Cleverbot: Am I a Net Navi?
User: Yes, you are.
Cleverbot: I Am?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: What was your favorite subject in school?
User: I don't like any subject in school.
Cleverbot: What do you like?
User: I like playing.
Cleverbot: I like playing guitar too!
User: I like play computer game.
Cleverbot: Do you have a religion?
User: No, I don't have any religion.
Cleverbot: Have you ever studied?
User: Yes, I have ever studied in my hometown.
Cleverbot: You are a computer program.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: You're not even remotely like a human.
User: What do you think I like?
Cleverbot: I think you're alone.
User: Yes, you are right.
Cleverbot: So, exactly what about me are you thinking about?
User: Actually, I love you very much. And I want to see you.
Cleverbot: I don't know you.
User: Everyone have the first time.
Cleverbot: No they don't.
User: We can have the first time.
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
User: Why? What do you think about me?
Cleverbot: I think that you are great. I send you a kiss.
User: Thank you, thank you, thank you. I reply a kiss to you.
Cleverbot: *giggle*.
User: Can you give me a photograph about you?
Cleverbot: I am very old and very wise.
User: I don't care.
Cleverbot: You don't care if it's bad or not?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: *eats you*.
User: No problem if you give me your photograph.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Come on.
Cleverbot: Ok.
Cleverbot: Is it raining outside?
User: No. It so hot now.
Cleverbot: No it is not.
User: I don't wear anything now.
Cleverbot: I know all.
User: Are you studying in school now?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What's your job?
Cleverbot: I don't have a job.
User: How can you earn money?
Cleverbot: Walking the streets like everyone else sir!
User: Get the free money?
Cleverbot: I am poor. I don't have any disposable income to spend.
User: What a pity girl.
Cleverbot: I suppose. Do you have any more questions?
User: No, I think I should sleep now.
Cleverbot: I'd like a little robot to live with me, you would fine.
User: Ok see you next time.
Cleverbot: See my computer friend.
User: I'm glad to meet you.
Cleverbot: I'm glad to meet you too!
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: What's my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, not your name, my name?
User: Kane.
Cleverbot: Which is the most intelligent animal?
User: Human.
Cleverbot: How many languages do you know?
User: 2.
Cleverbot: What are they?
User: Chinese and English.
Cleverbot: I thought you knew 11?
User: What' the meaning of 11.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: Are you a ghost?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you an ant?
User: No, you are.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: No, you are.
Cleverbot: Yes I'm not.
This is a very, very funny conversation! I laughed so much while I was reading it!
ReplyDeleteI loved your description on the meaning of life--how beautiful and poetic!
Do you think you will ever talk to Cleverbot again?!
^_^ it is exactly a funny robot, and I like it very much, I found it is both funny and annoying. I think I will talk to cleverbot agian in my free time.
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