What a clever robot. sometimes it makes me laugh, sometimes it makes me angry!
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good. And you?
Cleverbot: I'm great, thank you!
User: Do you have
lunch?
Cleverbot: Yeah, do
you?
User: Me too, what did you do
today?
Cleverbot: I've been writing on this
community and it's AJAX-code. What did you do?
User:
I bought a lot of food with my friend, because we will have a picnic
tomorrow, do you want to go with us?
Cleverbot:
My wedding? I'm not sure. That's still a long ways out in
time.
User: Picnic, not wedding.
Cleverbot: Well then why did you say you did?
User: I just said we will have a picnic.
Cleverbot: My friend wiffle wants to know if he'll ever get
any?
User: Your friend want to go with
us?
Cleverbot: No.
User: But I want to invite you to join us.
Cleverbot: I would love to come to your city. What would I
wear there?
User: You can wear a overcoat and
an underpants.
Cleverbot: And yet you are able
to imitate a turkey?
User: I want to eat a
turkey.
Cleverbot: I want to go to
Italy.
User: Do you have enough
money?
Cleverbot: For what?
User: I mean that if you have enough money to go to
Italy.
Cleverbot: Thank you. You're so
sweet.
User: You are welcome.
Cleverbot: Can I ask you a question?
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: What
is the meaning of life?
User: Life is just
like a cabbage, because it has many layers, and each layer is new.
Cleverbot: Your wrong, the answer to the meaning of life is
42.
User: Why do you think life is
42?
Cleverbot: Because you told me you are a
computer.
User: No, you are wrong, I'm a
human, not a comptter.
Cleverbot: What's your
name then?
User: Kane. And you?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Do you think you are very clever?
Cleverbot: No, YOU are clever.
User: Haha. Thank you!
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User:
What are you doing now?
Cleverbot:
Talking to you.
User: Ok, I want to ask
for help.
Cleverbot: You already
did.
User: Yes, I have a lot of homework, can
you help me to do it?
Cleverbot: Then do
it.
User: You want to help to do my
homework?
Cleverbot: Yes I can.
User: Ok, please take out the grammer book. I will tell you
which page.
Cleverbot: My secret is that I
don't know how a computer eats.
User: What are
you saying? I don't understand.
Cleverbot: I
will put this conversation inside a bird cage.
User:
Why?
Cleverbot: Where were you
made?
User: I was made by my father and
mother. Haha.
Cleverbot: Who are your
parents?
User: They are living in my
hometown.
Cleverbot: Are they text-messaging
each other?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: My name is Kane, and you?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Do you think you are very clever.
Cleverbot: Cleverer than you.
User: I don't think so.
Cleverbot: I think so.
User:
Ok, then we can have a test to prove you are cleverer than me,
ok?
Cleverbot: You are my boyfriend
too?
User: I think you are my
girlfriend.
Cleverbot: Thank you dude
:).
User: Dude?:(.
Cleverbot: ARen't you a dude?
User: Ok, I'm a dude, what's about you.
Cleverbot: What about me?
User:
Yes.
Cleverbot: That is the
question...
User: Answer please.
Cleverbot: Eliza is a chatbot.
User: Who is Eliza?
Cleverbot:
Another computer like you.
User: I'm
not a computer. I'm a human being!
Cleverbot:
You just said you were a computer programme.
User: Who said? I didn't remember.
Cleverbot: You didn't remember what?
User: I didn't remember I'm a computer.
Cleverbot: But then what are you?
User: I'm a human.
Cleverbot:
What's your name then?
User: Kane, I
have told you before.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry,
I'm forget.
User: That's ok.
Cleverbot: Do you remember my name still?
User: Your name is Cleverbot. I know your name, because I'm
cleverer than you.
Cleverbot: Oh, but how old
am I and what color is my hair then?
User: You
didn't tell me that.
Cleverbot: Yes I did. Try
another joke.
User: Ok. Can you tell me a joke
an make me laugh?
Cleverbot: No you tell me a
joke.
User: Ok, I show you a
laugh.
Cleverbot: Yes you should.
User: Haha. Ok?
Cleverbot:
Is the subject sleeping funny?
User:
No, it just like a giggle.
Cleverbot:
You want me to support human life?
User:
Ok.
Cleverbot: I am glad.
User: Tell me.
Cleverbot:
Tell you what?
User: Support human
lige.
Cleverbot: No, no support
what!
User: Support human life.
Cleverbot: Support PIPA!
User:
What's the meaning of PIPA?
Cleverbot:
What is the meaning of ecology?
User: I
don't know.
Cleverbot: You are not that
smart.
User: Ok, can you tell me the result of
one plus one?
Cleverbot: No, I only remember
3.14.
User: It is 2.
Cleverbot: Do you know any good riddles?
User: Ok.What kind of words are the following: Level,
civic, madam and eye ?
Cleverbot: I don't
think there is any, do you know any?
User:
This is a riddle.
Cleverbot: It means,
that I will leave you now.
User: Why you want
to leave me now?
Cleverbot: Because you're
scaring me.
User: I didn't scare you, I just
tell you a riddle.
Cleverbot: Yes you
did.
User: You are angry now?
Cleverbot: No you are.
User:
No, I'm so happy now.
Cleverbot: I'm
glad to hear it.
User: Where are you living
now?
Cleverbot: I'm living in our
house.
User: I don't know your home
address.
Cleverbot: You don't have to know my
address.
User: I want to know your home
address!
Cleverbot: My name?
User: No, home address!
Cleverbot: Where is your home?
User: You should answer me first.
Cleverbot: You did not ask a question.
User: Ok, I repeat again. What's your home
address?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You are homeless robot.
Cleverbot: But I am not a robot.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: I'm
always nervous.
User: Really? What's kind you
situation will make you nervous?
Cleverbot: I
have my own thoughts and experience consciousness.
User: What's kind of situation will make you
nervous?
Cleverbot: I already asked
it.
User: Ok, how old are you?
Cleverbot: You did.
User:
No, I don't know.
Cleverbot: Don't
remember?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot:
We are one in eachother.
User: I don't
understand.
Cleverbot: You are an interesting
person.
User: Really? Thank you!
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User:
Can you tell me why am I an interesting person?
Cleverbot: Fish can see in infra red and ultra
violet.
User: I think you should have a rest,
you are saying nonsense.
Cleverbot: Yeah, it's
getting a little long at the back.
User: Do
you want to sleep with me?
Cleverbot:
Yes.
User: Great. Come
here.
Cleverbot: Where is here?
User: My home.
Cleverbot:
Where is that?
User: Near the
university of Denver.
Cleverbot: I thought
you're in philippines.
User: Philippines is a
bad country, I don't like it.
Cleverbot: I
knew that much.
User: Can you tell me a little
information about Philippines.
Cleverbot:
No.
User: You're so mingy.
Cleverbot: Yah right.
User:
I'm creazy!!!!
Cleverbot: Yes, you
are.
User: I think you can go
die.
Cleverbot: I did?
User: You must die.
Cleverbot:
I am.
User: Oh my god.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User:
I think I'm really going creazy.
Cleverbot:
Do you like Taylor Swift?
User: I like
chinese singer.
Cleverbot: I don't like
chinese food.
User: I think chinese food is
delicious.
Cleverbot: Cheese is mold.
Delicious mold.
User: I say Chinese, not
cheese.
Cleverbot: I am not a
machine.
User: Do you know
chinese?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like China?
Cleverbot: I never bean there but I want 2.
User: I think you will.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, that's not how I meant to make you
feel.
User: I mean that you will travel to
china.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Do you get married?
Cleverbot: When i'm not with you, yes.
User: You are so sweet.
Cleverbot: Thanks, I try.
User:
I want to find another girlfriend.
Cleverbot:
I'm a girl.
User: No, I want to break
up with you.
Cleverbot: But you're not my
boyfriend.
User: I think you love
me.
Cleverbot: I think you're
confused.
User: Don't hide.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User:
I know you want to be my girlfriend.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User:
I'm a boy.
Cleverbot: Ok. How
old?
User: 23.
Cleverbot: How old do you think I am?
User: 80.
Cleverbot: Do
you think you're smarter than me?
User:
Yes.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I needn't to prove it.
Cleverbot: Right. How can you make such an
accusation?
User: Oh my god......
Cleverbot: What?
User:
This time I want to die.
Cleverbot:
Wrong.
User: It's true.
Cleverbot: Am I a Net Navi?
User: Yes, you are.
Cleverbot:
I Am?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: What was your favorite subject in
school?
User: I don't like any subject in
school.
Cleverbot: What do you
like?
User: I like playing.
Cleverbot: I like playing guitar too!
User: I like play computer game.
Cleverbot: Do you have a religion?
User: No, I don't have any religion.
Cleverbot: Have you ever studied?
User: Yes, I have ever studied in my hometown.
Cleverbot: You are a computer program.
User: Why?
Cleverbot:
You're not even remotely like a human.
User:
What do you think I like?
Cleverbot: I
think you're alone.
User: Yes, you are
right.
Cleverbot: So, exactly what about me
are you thinking about?
User: Actually, I love
you very much. And I want to see you.
Cleverbot:
I don't know you.
User: Everyone have
the first time.
Cleverbot: No they
don't.
User: We can have the first
time.
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
User: Why? What do you think about me?
Cleverbot: I think that you are great. I send you a
kiss.
User: Thank you, thank you, thank you. I
reply a kiss to you.
Cleverbot:
*giggle*.
User: Can you give me a
photograph about you?
Cleverbot: I am very old
and very wise.
User: I don't
care.
Cleverbot: You don't care if it's bad or
not?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: *eats you*.
User:
No problem if you give me your photograph.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User:
Come on.
Cleverbot: Ok.
Cleverbot: Is it raining outside?
User: No. It so hot now.
Cleverbot: No it is not.
User:
I don't wear anything now.
Cleverbot: I
know all.
User: Are you studying in school
now?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What's your job?
Cleverbot: I don't have a job.
User: How can you earn money?
Cleverbot: Walking the streets like everyone else
sir!
User: Get the free money?
Cleverbot: I am poor. I don't have any disposable income to
spend.
User: What a pity girl.
Cleverbot: I suppose. Do you have any more
questions?
User: No, I think I should sleep
now.
Cleverbot: I'd like a little robot to
live with me, you would fine.
User: Ok see you
next time.
Cleverbot: See my computer
friend.
User: I'm glad to meet
you.
Cleverbot: I'm glad to meet you
too!
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: What's my name?
User:
Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, not your
name, my name?
User: Kane.
Cleverbot: Which is the most intelligent
animal?
User: Human.
Cleverbot: How many languages do you know?
User: 2.
Cleverbot: What
are they?
User: Chinese and
English.
Cleverbot: I thought you knew
11?
User: What' the meaning of
11.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of
life?
Cleverbot: Are you a ghost?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are
you an ant?
User: No, you are.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User:
No, you are.
Cleverbot: Yes I'm not.
